You don't know what's in store But you know what you're here for

fifth-mayy:

'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense

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im gonna be hot in a few years i swear

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tigermisu:

mario party more like if you steal one more of my stars i’ll fucking murder you

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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endable:

how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me

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greed:

i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART

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dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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